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Yessir you heard that right. Behold:
Cute as M to the F cute can get.
Good for these boys. Seriously. This made my day.
Sure, their dance was a little over the top and stereotype-enforcing, but the banner makes their intentions clear. (And they’re frat boys. This is huge progress.) You know how Keith Olbermann has Worst Person In The World? This week, the dudes of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity at the University Of Chicago are the Best People In The World. How many folks need to surprise themselves by responding to the Westboro Baptist hate mongers with a new passion for gay rights before Fred Phelps shuts it down? Westboro Baptist is the ultimate lesson in accidental satire. These are amazing times we’re living in right now. Unbelievable.
I couldn’t agree more. Kind of like how nobody made more Democrats that George W., I have to hope that Fred Phelps will make way more gay rights devotees than he will gay haters.
Oh! And check out after the cut for an Australian Comedic Reporter hitting on Fred Phelps Jr. Classic.
Shame on you. This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst. And I guarantee a week won’t go by in your life you won’t regret walking out, letting them get the best of you. Well, I’m not going home. We’ve come too far! And I’m going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. A day may come when the courage of men fails… but it is not THIS day. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, no further! I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. You’re going to work harder than you ever worked before. But that’s fine, we’ll just get tougher with it! If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option. That’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one for the Gipper. But I say to you what every warrior has known since the beginning of time: you’ve got to get mad. I mean plum mad dog mean. If you would be free men, then you must fight to fulfill that promise! Let us cut out their living guts one inch at a time, and they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! You’re like a big bear, man! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death… that’s the Chicago Way! Who’s with me? Clap! Clap! Don’t let Tink die! Clap! Alright! Let’s fly! And gentlemen in England now abed shall know my name is the Lord when I tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Independence Day!
Buy me this awesome hamburger bed and all my dreams will come true. Trust me.
Meet Tara and Bella, I love this story.
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Mostly for his child-like ability to be amazed at the smallest things, “I ain’t never seen a chrome garbage can.” The other reason is that he thinks about what the ladies want Cherry Coke, Hawaiian Punch and Green Tea for those real earthy Erica Badu chicks. The other is his spot on girl voice. The last is his witty use of the term, “Vagina Panties.”
This video is NSFW.
Oh yeah, by the by Merry effin Christmas!
Santa’s comin’ to get cha!
I want one!
Horatio Sanz, comedian and cast member of SNL from 1998 to 2006 has shed over 100 pounds, and now he is actually pretty hot. Weird. I always loved Horatio on Saturday Night Live, the 39 year old played one of my favorite characters from that era, Carol. He always looked like he was having so much fun playing her, although he usually looked like he was having so much fun on SNL in general. He and Jimmy Fallon (what happened to his career by the way?) were always laughing at inappropriate moments.
Watch the Intro here… it is worth the 15 seconds.
Good for him! Even though I will never see that obese dream Carol again, I think it was worth it for the health bonus and new lease on life that I am sure Sanz has.
RIP Carol 2004-2006
In honor of her untimely demise, check out this clip from The Key Party.