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Using Bart Simpson to get more attendance to a Scientology Meet? Seriously Nancy Cartwright? Seriously?
I think it is insane that this could be aired anywhere, and yet oh so comical.
GREAT DAY FOR THE LONELY: Cat Bordellos Take Over Japan – [Best Week Ever]
This Clown Will Make You Not Want To Have Sex – [Videogum]
Katy Perry Vows: No Kissing for One Year…Yeah – [PopEater]
How Barack and Michell Obama Met, Plus Their First Date – [Celebitchy]
Gay Mayor of Portland Caught in Sex Scandal — Damn…I Voted For Him! – [Towerload]
Re-experience Inauguration Day with Jon Stewart – [Videogum]
I am actually kind of shocked that this happened so fast. It isn’t quite as impressive or hilarious as Katy Perry’s spill, but Joaquin has already fallen off a stage. He couldn’t even justify it with a bad-ass performance. At least the fall was entertaining.
Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check out Joaquin’s “rapping skills” after the cut.
So Joaquin is really going to leave show biz (at least for a while) and peruse a misguided career in music. Ok, whatever, we know he is a bit unbalanced, but when I think of Joaquin Phoenix doing music I think of him waxing poetic with an acoustic guitar or at the very most rocking it up with that dirty homeless musician look he has going. Neither of these options are in his plans. He wants to be a rapper. Really Joaquin? Really?
To top off this train wreck sundae, Casey Affleck is going to film Phoenix’s misadventure for a documentary. This movie is going to be the most hilarious and tragic film since Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.
The Hollywood Reporter says:
Phoenix is embarking on a new path as a rapper, with an album to be produced by Sean Combs. He is scheduled to make his first public performance Friday at a Las Vegas club, which will officially kick off Affleck’s shoot.
Source: The Blemish
Yes Pecan! Barack Obama Ice Cream – [Best Week Ever]
“If Only You Could Eat Shame.” – Jon Stewart – [Videogum]
Read/Play Problem Sleuth, Solve All Problems In Yer Life!! – [MS Paint Adventures]
Sweet Zombie Lincoln Pop – [Glark]
Finally, White People Singing Motown (Wait, What?) – [Videogum]
Japanese “We Are the World” — In Blackface (Wait, What?) – [BuzzFeed]
Choice of First Dog is Narrowed to Two Breeds – [The New York Times]
Zelda Theme A Capella (Well Mostly) – [Geekologie]