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At least, better than seasons 2 and 3. Of course we should be celebrating considering the return of Bryan Fuller tonight. Maybe he can fix this seemingly unfixable mess.
In the mean time, check out this charming short: Nemesis
What do you guys think? Is Fuller going to swoop in and save Heroes? Is it possible?
Source: Topless Robot
Welcome to the world of 2000 Hong Kong Action Flick Gen-Y Cops. It is weird to see Paul Rudd blonde, but awesome to see him fighting robots. I’d still do him either way. Especially with his new found martial arts skills. Rawr.
“This suit cost me 50 dollars! What?!”
Mr. Peebles – The World’s Smallest Cat – [Wa!eg]
James Marsters as a Alien Fighting Cowboy…Hot! – [i09]
Madonna…Un-Photoshopped? 6th Sign of the Apocalypse People, Duck and cover – [The Blemish]
Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Beebop — I am Skeptical – [/film]
Atari Lamp and Tetris Mirrors – [Wonderland]
A Promo for Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse – [i09]
Bored? Slap Some Bitches — It Will Make You Feel Better – [nigoro]
Shame on you. This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst. And I guarantee a week won’t go by in your life you won’t regret walking out, letting them get the best of you. Well, I’m not going home. We’ve come too far! And I’m going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. A day may come when the courage of men fails… but it is not THIS day. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, no further! I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. You’re going to work harder than you ever worked before. But that’s fine, we’ll just get tougher with it! If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option. That’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one for the Gipper. But I say to you what every warrior has known since the beginning of time: you’ve got to get mad. I mean plum mad dog mean. If you would be free men, then you must fight to fulfill that promise! Let us cut out their living guts one inch at a time, and they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! You’re like a big bear, man! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death… that’s the Chicago Way! Who’s with me? Clap! Clap! Don’t let Tink die! Clap! Alright! Let’s fly! And gentlemen in England now abed shall know my name is the Lord when I tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Independence Day!
So Joaquin is really going to leave show biz (at least for a while) and peruse a misguided career in music. Ok, whatever, we know he is a bit unbalanced, but when I think of Joaquin Phoenix doing music I think of him waxing poetic with an acoustic guitar or at the very most rocking it up with that dirty homeless musician look he has going. Neither of these options are in his plans. He wants to be a rapper. Really Joaquin? Really?
To top off this train wreck sundae, Casey Affleck is going to film Phoenix’s misadventure for a documentary. This movie is going to be the most hilarious and tragic film since Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.
The Hollywood Reporter says:
Phoenix is embarking on a new path as a rapper, with an album to be produced by Sean Combs. He is scheduled to make his first public performance Friday at a Las Vegas club, which will officially kick off Affleck’s shoot.
Source: The Blemish
Ceeeerayzeee Tunnel House – [DesignVerb!]
Kieran Culkin and Aubrey Plaza Cast in Scott Pilgrim – [/film]
Delicious Light: A Gummi Bear Chandelier – [Geekologie]
I am Stoked About the Hardly Working TV Show – [Best Week Ever]
Chet From The Real World — Having Issues with his Mormon Gayness – [Videogum]
10 Years of Jon Stewart on The Daily Show – [Jezebel]
“We Can Buy Tickets on the Online” — Internet 101 – [Everything is Terrible]
Zombie…Nazis? Perfection — A Review of Dead Snow – [io9]
Read more about this masterpiece after the cut:
The Greatest Comic Word Balloon Of all Time – [Topless Robot]
Remember When Courtney Love Hosted MTV for 24 Hours? No? – [Jezebel]
Can’t Wake Up in the Morning — Defusing a Bomb Will Help! – [Gear Diary]
Batman: The Dark Knight for the Nintendo Entertainment System – [/film]
The Amazing Chelsea Handler Lays the Smack Down Perez Hilton on Vag Surgery Rumors (Maybe NSFW?)- [Jezebel]
Ryan Seacreast (Who is Also a Vagina by the by) Tries to High Five a Blind Dude – [Best Week Ever]